A man comes to a bar, sits down at the counter, and starts drinking beer after beer.
The bartender says to him: "Man, looks like something's bothering you.  What's going on?"
The man says: "I came home last night, and found my best friend humping my wife.  I called her a whore, and told her that if she cheats on me again, I'm divorcing her.  She left and spent the rest of the night at her parents' house."
"What did you say to your best friend?"
"Bad dog!"

-- Modified on 3/7/2011 7:03:01 PM

Lmol, I can so much see this happening in someone's life I know.
Also from looking at it from another stand point he might want to thank the best friend for being their ( literally, hanging around & helping out!!