Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife
Looks over at him and asks the question.

Wife:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband:
"Definitely not!"
Wife:
"Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband:
"Of course I do."
Wife:
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband:
"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
Wife:
"You would?" (with a hurt look)
Husband:
(makes audible groan)
Wife:
"Would you live in our house?"
Husband:
"Sure, it's a great house."
Wife:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband:
"Where else would we sleep?"
Wife:
"Would you let her drive my car?"
Husband:
"Probably, it is almost new."
Wife:
"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband:
"That would seem like the proper thing to do"
Wife:
"Would you gi ve her my jewelry?"
Husband:
"No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife:
"Would you take her golfing with you?
Husband:
"Yes, those are always good times."
Wife:
"Would she use my clubs?
Husband:
"No, she's left-handed."
Wife:

-- silence --

Husband:

"Sh!t!!!!!!!!"