A guy's in a bar having a drink when this great looking woman comes over, orders a drink and sits next to him.  They begin making small talk. A few moments pass and she leans over to him and says, "Look, I'm not really here for the small talk, and my deal is this: For $500.00 I'll do anything you can say in three words or less."
The guy is kind of taken aback by this and thinks about it for a moment.  He reaches into his wallet, pulls out $500.00 hands it to her and says, "Paint my house."