WORDS WOMEN USE
>
> FINE
> This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
> right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman
> looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
> FIVE MINUTES
> This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
> football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
> even trade.
>
> NOTHING
> This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
> usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
> inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
> argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
> This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
> "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
> This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You
> will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
> "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
> when she cools off.
>
> LOUD SIGH
> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
> at that moment, and wonders
> why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
> "Nothing"
>
> SOFT SIGH
> Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that
> she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
> stay content.
>
> THAT'S OKAY
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
> man."That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
> paying you
> back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used
> with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
> GO AHEAD.
> At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
> trouble.
>
> PLEASE DO
> This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
> chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
> whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the
> truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
>
> THANKS
>A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
>
> THANKS A LOT
> This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
> when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
> offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
> Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
> will only tell you "Nothing"