Two  

Woodpeckers...

A  Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were

in  Mexico arguing
about which country had the toughest trees.  The

Mexican woodpecker
claimed Mexico had a tree that no  woodpecker could

peck.

The  Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and

promptly  pecked a
hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican  

woodpecker was amazed.

The  Canadian woodpecker then challenged the

Mexican woodpecker  to peck
a tree in Canada that was absolutely

'impeccable'  (a term frequently used
by woodpeckers ). The

Mexican  woodpecker expressed confidence that he
could do it and  

accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to  Canada where the

Mexican woodpecker successfully
pecked  the so-called 'impeccable' tree

almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly

confused.  How is it that the
Canadian woodpecker was able to peck  

the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to  peck the

Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the  tree
in their own

country?

After much woodpecker  pondering, they both came to the

same conclusion:

Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when  he said,

"Your pecker gets
harder when you're away from  

home."