Let's see now....
No booze
No bars
No movies or TV
Only prayer music
No internet
No organized sports, stadiums, taligate parties. (No tailgates either)
No Hooters
Sand everywhere & not a dune buddy in sight
Ever try fishing at an oasis?
Rags for clothes
Eating only with your right hand because the left is needed to wipe
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick & there are no doctors
You can't shave
You can't shower (unless it rains, in which case you can also do laundry)
Bar-B-Qd donkey cooked over burning camel dung
Women must wear baggy clothes & veils at all times
You bride is picked by someone else
Then they tell you when you die it all gets better!!
Who wouldn't go for it??