For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.  But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:...

The population of this country is 303 million.  140 million are retired. That leaves 163 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 78 million to do the work. Of these there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 49 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.  Which leaves 46.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 31.4 million to do the work.  On average there are 16 million unemployed looking for a job and 14 million unemployed not looking for a job; which leaves 1,400,000 to do the work.  At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your donkey, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice.  Real nice.