Tomorrow, I'm leaving on a roadtrip.....and driving from Washington State, to Texas (DFW area).  It'll take me about 7-day to get there.....aand that's because I have numerous Aunt's, Uncle's and 1st-cousin's enroute.  My wife will fly down....and we'll spend about a week together.  My two grown children have their Spring Vacation from the 12th to the 16th.  They both teach in Secondary Education.  Then my wife flies back howm on the 17th....as I start my return trip, coming through Phoenix and CA.  Your thought and prayers are important to me, as I'm driving.

OK.....I'm leaving you with a joke that should pretty much piss everyone off..!!     Enjoy.....Gordon

[edit by mod - unnecessary religion / race joke removed]

People at work are going to love that one.  Have a safe trip!

...you and Newbattery aren't members of any of those groups.  Excuse me, I gotta go think up a joke about a mangy Irish mutt.

If the joke had to be removed, why would the mods leave this?

You can enter the joke title in a search engine and it will come up.

To save you time, it's a shop worn ethnic joke that I think I heard way back in high school, and does a pretty middling job at negatively stereotyping just about every minority there is, but with little finesse or aplomb.

The punch line hits like a ton of lard.

It's more annoying than offensive.

Geez, I guess the message at the top of this board is not accurate. Sorry if I angered anyone. Where I come from, you have to be thick skinned in order to survive. BTW. It is a mangy irish mutt with a small penis to you!