After a long night of making love, the young man rolls over, pulls out a cigarette and asks the girl for a lighter.
"There may be one in the night table," she says. He opens the drawer and finds a picture of a man.
"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he asks.
"No," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he?" demands the guy.
"That's me before the operation."