> It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to
know
> > the kids by asking them their names
> > and what their fathers did for a living.
> >
> > The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
postman."
> > The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and
> > my Dad is a mechanic."
> >
> > It was then little Johnny's turn and he said "My name is Johnny and
my
> > father is a striptease dancer in a
> > cabaret for gay men."
> >
> > The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school
yard,
> > the teacher approaches Johnny
> > privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in
a
> > gay bar.
> >
> > Little Johnny blushed and said, "Nah, he's really an auditor for
Arthur
> > Andersen but I was just too embarrassed to say so."