After a long night of making love, the young
guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from
his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable
to find it, he asked the girl if she had one
at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer,"
she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and
found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of
a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the
guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his
ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered
guy.