DC gets 12” of snow one evening. Trump wakes up and sees on the White House lawn written in cursive yellow, “Trump is an asshole!”  Angry, he calls for his FBI Director detail and demands the FBI find out who did this. Several hours later the Director comes back and says he has good news and bad news. The good news is we did a urinalysis and determined it was Bill Clinton’s urine. “So what’s the bad news?”, Trump asks. The Director responds, “It’s Melania’s Handwriting.”