#1  (_!_)     regular ass

#2  (__!__)   fat ass

#3  (!)       tight ass

#4  (_._)     virgin ass

#5  (_o_)     enjoys "greek" ass

#6  (_0_)     porn star ass

#7  (_zzz_)   tired ass

#8  (_0^0_)   smart ass

#9  (_$_)     paying out your ass

#10 (_?_)     dumb ass

and finally,

#11 (_x_)     kiss my ass!

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-- Modified on 5/26/2002 9:24:26 PM