I was reading a review of this lovely young woman who shall remain anonymous to protect the grammar impaired. When I read this sentence (sic) "She taste like heaven with a huge clit."  My first thought was: How would heaven taste if it had a clit? which segued into Heaven has a CLIT?  Is it God? If so and since I have been worshiping at that altar for so long already I think I'd be assured a mansion.