This is not an erotic joke........but I'll think you'll find it as damn funny as I thought it was.  In fact.....I'm still smiling..!!  Enjoy.......Gordon



A young Arab asks his Father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing..??"

The Father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia,' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And, what is this type of clothing that you are wearing..??" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah,' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the Father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet..??"

His Father replied, "These are 'babouches', which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son..??"

"Why are you living in Portland,Oregon.....and still wearing all this shit..??"