Another "old" joke.....but a funny one.  For you who have never heard this one.  Enjoy.


There's this guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink.  He stays like that for half an hour.  Then this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.  The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking.  Here, I'll buy you another drink.  I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that.  This is the worst day of my life.  First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office.  My boss, outraged, fires me.  When I leave the building, to go to my car, I find out it was stolen.  The police say they can do nothing.  I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there, but the cab had already driven away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.  I leave home and come to this bar.  And, when I'm thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..!!"