What's In a Name



I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing
alone) across the room.

When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."

Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name," is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself,because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men." Then she asked,

"What's your name?"

"Golftits," I replied.