A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.

' My name is Carmen, ' she told him.

' That ' s a beautiful name, ' he replied, ' Is it a family name? '

' No, ' she replied. ' I gave it to myself. It reflects the things
I like most -- cars and men. '

'What ' s your name? ' she asked.

He said, ' B. J. Titsenharley '