A guy spotted a nice looking girl in a bar, went over to her and
started the small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied.
That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting.  Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men!!!!" she said looking directly into his eyes."What's your name?"
"Beerfuck."