As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

Her daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone!"

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other
side of the closed bedroom door. Upon Entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query, as to what she was doing, the daughter said, " Dad, I'm
thirty-five, unmarried and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to
a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the
groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the living room.

She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on
the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked, "what the hell are you doing?!?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching football with my son-in-law.