A man who just moved to a new town is sitting in his living room.  Suddenly, there's a knock on his door.  He opens, and there a man he's never seen before standing there.  The stranger introduces himself: "Hi, I'm your neighbor.  There's a party at my place, and I'd like you to come.  There's going to be watching sports, drinking, fighting, and lot of sex."  "Awesome", the new guy replies, "but what should I wear?"  "Doesn't matter", the neighbor says, "it's just going to be you and me."