Following that the man decided to seek a surgical correction.  He found a doctor who promised him that he could fix the problem by grafting a baby elephant trunk onto his penis.  The man agreed but was warned not to try his new equipment for 6 months, to let it fully heal.  After 6 months he decided he had to see how it worked so he made a date with a hot provider.  It was a long appointment with a first meeting in a bar.  When the woman walked in he couldn't believe how hot she was and his new device began to twitch.  She sat down and the waiter took their order and delivered a bowl of peanuts for munchies.  Now the trunk really began to twitch and it involuntarily rose from his pants, grabbed a peanut and disappeared below the table.  The provider couldn't believe what she had seen and asked if he could do that againi.  Yes, he said, I think I can but I'm not sure I can fit another peanut up my ass.