Q: Did you hear about the guy who was arrested after he broke into a pharmacy and stole the entire stock of Viagra?

A: He was convicted and did 5 years of hard time.

Today there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections, with absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.