A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

BAAAAAAAAADDD tooo!!!

It certainly makes you wonder what the hospital told the insurance company  

Posted By: AlexandraS

BAAAAAAAAADDD tooo!!!

Give me an idea...,  that would make me laugh!

They could always say that when they told the husband that his wife had "acute angina", he replied that she has a spectacular set of jugulars too.

Thanks for the laugh!!!