In Stone County, Missouri, a Deputy pulled a Corvette over on  I-57 about two miles north of the Missouri-Arkansas State
> line.
>
> When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the
> driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he
> was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't
> want to be late.
>
> The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and
> if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he
> wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the deputy that
> he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have
> anything to juggle.
>
> The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of
> his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler
> stated that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit
> them and handed them to the juggler.
>
> While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in
> behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the
> performance briefly he then went over to the squad car,
> opened the rear door and sat down.
>
> The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad
> car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he thought he
> was doing.
>
> The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass to jail right
> now. There's no way in hell I can pass that test."