Bunch of porpoises were screwing all the time at the Colorado State Zoo, and it was embarrassing to the Zoo administration, which consulted a porpoise specialist who recommended feeding them sea gull chicks. The zookeeper assigned to feed the porpoises filled a bucket with the gull chicks and took a short cut across the lion enclosure.
He was arrested. For what?
Transporting young gulls across state lions for immoral porpoises.
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