Brenda Sue, Linda Sue, and Mary Sue were all sitting around one day having a good time, drinking beer, and catching up on their personal lives.

At some point, the subject of kids came up and they all said that they'd had at least one kid.
Brenda Sue took a sip, put the bottle down and says: "Ya know, when I had my first child, my husband gave me a convertible!"  Linda Sue said: "Wow, that's great!".  Mary Sue said: "Well, aint that nice!".

A little while later, Linda Sue takes a sip of beer, puts down the bottle and says: "Well, when I had my first child, my husband bought me a large house!"  Brenda Sue said: "Wow, that's great".  Mary Sue said: "Well, aint that nice!"

Time passes and Mary Sue doesn't say anything so Brenda and Linda turn to her and say: "What did your husband do when you had your first child?".  Mary Sue says: "He sent me to Switzerland.  To charm school."  Brenda Sue and Linda Sue look at each other and, puzzled, Linda Sue asks: "Did it help?"  Mary Sue replied:" Yep.  I used to say 'Fuck you' a lot.  Now I just say 'well, aint that nice' ".