This parrot swears all the time, and is basically driving his owner crazy.   He cannot have a woman over to his place because the parrot will say things that offend any woman.

He tries everything, including putting the parrot in a dark closet, covering the cage, but nothing seems to work.

He then decides to put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes, thinking that perhaps that will "cool him off" and make him a better parrot.

So he takes the parrot out of the freezer, and the parrot calming says: "I am sorry for the way I have been acting, and promise that I will not swear again"

The man is happy, and then the parrot asks:

"By the way, what did the chicken do?"