I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!

Send this warning to everyone on your E-mail list. If you are female, warn your husband or significant other.

If a woman comes to your front door saying she is conducting a survey and asks you to show her your penis, do not show her your penis.

This is a scam: she only wants to see your penis.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.

I feel so stupid and cheap.