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Take care out there....learn from my mistake.......

BE WARNED!

I don't how many of you shop at Albertsons, but this may be useful to know. I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Albertsons.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your groceries. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip. They say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Albertsons. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Friday, Saturday, twice on Sunday, again on Tuesday, and also this morning.

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