There once was a little boy, on his walk home he had to pass a whore house. Everyday a whore sat outside and held up her pinky waved it at him and said "Hello, little boy..."

After a few months of this the little boy ask the whore, "Why do you wave your little pinky and say hello little boy to me?"

"Well," said the whore, "that's how big I think your penis is."

"Oh" said the little boy. Jus then the little boy stuck both his hands in his mouth and stretched his mouth as wide as it would go and said "Goodbye."