> > > >Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
> > some
> > > >cards on the floor.
> > > >
> > > >When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that
>Bill's
> > > >wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear!
> > > >
> > > >Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
>on
> > the
> > > >table and emerged red-faced.
> > > >
> > > >Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
> > > >followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
>there?"
> > > >
> > > >Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well,
>indeed
> > he
> > > >did.
> > > >
> > > >She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> > > >
> > > >After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the
>moral
> > > >costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested. She
> > tells
> > > >him that since her husband, Bill works Friday afternoons and John
> > doesn't,
> > > >that John should be at her house around 2.00 Friday afternoon.
> > > >
> > > >When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the
>planned
> > > >time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp and after paying her the agreed sum of
> > $500,
> > > >they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue
>had
> > > >promised.
> > > >
> > > >Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.
> > > >
> > > >As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon entering the
> > house,
> > > >asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
> > > >
> > > >A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for
>a
> > few
> > > >minutes this afternoon."
> > > >
> > > >Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
>did
> > he
> > > >give you $500?"
> > > >
> > > >In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after
>mustering
> > > >up
> > > >her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me
>$500."
> > > >
> > > >Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
>saying,
> > > >"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> > > >borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
> > afternoon
> > > >on his way home and pay me back."
> > > >
>