An 80-year-old Irishman goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is
amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,' how do you stay in such
great physical condition?' *

I'm Irish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such
good shape.  I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the
fairways.  I have a shot of Irish whiskey, and all is well.'

'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be  more
to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still
alive. How old is he?' *

'He's 100 years old,' says the Old Irish golfer. 'In fact he golfed with me
this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a  walk and had a
little shot and that's why he's still alive.  He's Irish and  he's a golfer,
too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my GrandPa's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather' s still living! Incredible, how old is he?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Irish golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went
golfing with you this morning too?'

'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!!  Why
would a 118 year- old guy want to get married???'

"Who said he wanted to?'