We are  in trouble in this country, if you believe the following facts......

The population of this  country is 300 million.

160 million are  retired.
That leaves 140  million to do the work.

There are 85  million in school.
Which leaves 55  million to do the work.
Of this, there are  35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the  work.
Take from that  total the 15.8 million people who  work for state and city Governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million  to do the work.

At any given time there are  188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the  work.
Now, there are  1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes on The Erotic Review.
Nice.    Real nice!