A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?" Because, she replied, "I miss mine." Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? lmao!!
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