A man appears before a Judge one day, asking for a divorce.

The Judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."

The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that..??  What is the big deal about a two-story house..??"

The man answers, "Well Judge, one-story is 'I have a headache.'  And the other story is, 'It's that time of the month.' "