Man went to work with 2 black eyes.
His boss asked what happened.
The man said I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to pray I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out.
She turned around and punched me in the eye.
Where did you get the other shiner? the boss asked.
The man said I figured she didn't want it out so I pushed it back in.