My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
> driveway,
> the other day, just jumping for joy!
> I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I
> thought, what the
> heck and I starting jumping up and down along with
> her.
>
> When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news
> for you!"
> I said "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
>
> She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from
> all the
> jumping up and down, when she told me that she was
> pregnant!
> I was ecstatic!
>
> We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and
> kissed her
> and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
>
> Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more."
> I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
> She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.
> We are going to have TWINS!"
>
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
> pregnant,
> I asked her how she knew.
>
> She said, (You're going to love this!)
>
> "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart
> and bought the twin-pack
> home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out
> positive!"