My Favorite  Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal  was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she  couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class  laughed.


 

My parents told me to always be truthful and  honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my  dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of  PETA.
He said they love animals very much.


 

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.  Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him  what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it  again.


 

The next day in class my teacher asked me  what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other  children.


 

So I told her it was because you could make  them into fried chicken.


 

She sent me back to the principal's office  again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't  understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher  doesn't like it when I am.
 

Today, my teacher asked us to  tell her what famous person we admire  most.

I told her, "Colonel  Sanders."

Guess where I am  now...???