>  In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
>  animals must be female.  Having sexual relations with a male animal is
>  punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
>
>  In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
>  prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
>  only see  their reflection in a mirror. (very helpful).
>
>  Muslim people are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
>  also applies to undertakers;  the sex organs of the deceased must be
>  covered  with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)
>
>  The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>
>  There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
>  and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
>  for the first time...  Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
>for
>  virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
>anywhere
>else in  the world that even comes close to this?)
>
>  In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
>  husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.  The husband's lover,
>  on the other  hand, may be killed in any manner desired.  (Ah!  Justice!)
>
>
>  Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
>  tropical fish stores.  (But of course).
>
>  In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
>  first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
>  act.  (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>
>  In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
>  and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
>  problem that they had to pass this law?)
>
>  In Maryland, America it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
>  with one exception:  prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
>  machineonly "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
>  consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ...But
>not
>as great as  Guam!)