A truck driver with a habit of running over lawyers for fun is driving down the road. He sees a priest hitch hiking. Figuring he's doing a good deed, he pulls over and asks the priest where he's heading.

"I'm going to the church a few miles down the road," replies the priest.

"Well, jump in!" says the trucker. "I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbs into the passenger seat, and the driver continues down the road. Suddenly, the trucker sees a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerves to hit him, but when he remembers that there's a priest in the truck, he swerves away at the last minute, narrowly missing the lawyer.

However, when he hears a loud THUD, he looks in his mirrors to make sure he didn't hit something. Not seeing anything wrong, he turns to the priest and says, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"That's okay," replies the priest. "I got him with the door."