10. She has enough frequent flyer miles to take a trip on the next
space shuttle launch.

9. Dressing casually means wearing underwear

8. She starts faking her fake orgasms

7. When you go down on her, you hear an echo

6. Instead of counting the money, she just holds the envelope in
her hand for a second, and says "I think you're 20 bucks short"!

5. Revlon and Max Factor open stores in every city she tours.

4. Can't wear anything shorter than a 7" heel because her
achilles tendon has shrunk.

3. Has to buy two extra suitcases to hold all the scented candles

2. she wins Trojan's "Woman of the Year" award

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT A PSE HAS SEEN TOO
MANY HOBBYISTS (drumroll....)

1. SHE wishes you looked more like Ron Jeremy