A MAN VISITS THE SAME BAR EVERYNIGHT & GETS TOTALLY WASTED. ONE NIGHT HE COMES IN TO THE BAR, AFTER HAVING ONE OF HIS USUAL DRUNKEN NIGHTS & TELLS THE BARTENDER "MAN, I WAS SO FUCKED UP LAST NIGHT, I WENT HOME & BLEW CHUNKS!!" THE BARTENDER REPLIES "DUDE. THATS FUCKING GROSS..." THE MAN SAYS "YEAH, BUT WHATS MAKES IT WORSE.... IS THAT CHUNKS.... IS MY DOG!!!"
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