Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to
her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.  "If you want your
breasts
to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
your
breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.  "How
long
will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.

The wife stops.  "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between
my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again...