Three surgeons were bragging about their most amazing accomplishments.
The first doctor claimed, "A pianist came to me with all his fingers cut off. I re-attatched them and he went on to play with the Philharmonic."
The 2nd boasted, "A boxer lost both his arms and legs, I re-connected them and he became a world champion."
The 3rd then said, "This Texan was riding his horse and was hit by a train. All that was left was the horse's ass and his hat. I sewed them together and that man became President."