When they get there the devil asks the first guy why he was there and he replied "I have a drinking problem." so the devil puts him in a room with every kind of alcohol he can imagine and locks the guy in.
He then asks the 2nd guy why he was there the guy then says, "I can't stop cheating on my wife." The devil then puts him in a room with the hottest girl ever and locks him in.
Then he asks the last guy why he was there he reply "I’m a pot smoker.” So the devil locks him in a room with all the pot imaginable.
A hundred years later the devil comes back and unlocks the first door and the guy comes out and says,”I will never drink again!" So the devil sends him to heaven.
He goes to the 2nd door and opens it and the guy comes out and says" I will never look at another woman again!" so the devil sends him to heaven.
Finally he goes to the third door and opens it. There's the pot smoker, sitting on the floow, with tons of tears flowing down his face. The devil asks him what's going on and the guy replies, "You got a light?"
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