A guy married a girl from Mississippi and told her she had to do all the cooking and clean the house.  At the end of their first day the guy couldn’t see any improvement.  At the end of the second day, though, the guy did see the house was clean; and, at the end of the third day he could see the house was clean and there was a hot meal on the dinning room table.

A second guy married a girl from Tennessee and told her she had to do all the cooking, clean the house and wash the car.  At the end of their first day the guy didn’t see any improvement.  At the end of the second day, though, the guy did see the house and car were both clean; and, at the end of the third day he could see the house and car were both clean and there was a hot meal on the dinning room table.

A third guy married a girl from Texas and told her she had to do all the cooking, clean the house, wash the car, mow the lawn, do all the laundry and keep herself ready for sex any time he wanted.  At the end of their first day the guy couldn’t see any improvement.  At the end of the second day the guy still couldn’t see any improvement; but then, at the end of the third day the swelling had gone down enough that he could see a little out of his left eye.

lmao