Three guys sitting at the bar and BS'ing, when the subject of eating pussy came up and each guy had to brag. First guy says, when I DATY, my woman lifts both her arms and legs off the bed in ecstasy.

Second guy says, well, during DATY my woman actually levitates a few inches off the bed she's so satisfied.

  Third guy says, well, I don't eat pussy, but when I fuck, come and pull out, jump up and wipe my dick on the drapes, my woman hits the ceiling!