Three couples all ended up at the Pearly Gates at the same time. The first couple walked up to St. Peter and St. Peter said, “Sorry, Mr. Jones, your wife can come in, but I’m afraid you’ll have to take the down elevator.”

“But, why?” asked Mr. Jones.

St. Peter said, “Because you loved money. You loved money so much that you married a woman named Penny.”  And, Mr. Jones went off on the down elevator.

The second couple walked up to St. Peter and St. Peter said, “Sorry, Mr. Smith, your wife can come in, but I’m afraid you’ll have to take the down elevator.”

“But, why?” asked Mr. Smith.

St. Peter said, “Because you loved jewels. You loved jewels so much that you married a woman named Ruby.”  And, Mr. Smith went off on the down elevator.

The third husband looked at his wife and said, “Been good knowing you Fanny.”