An American, a Frenchman and an Australian were sitting together on a flight. The American started talking about how his wife made a beautiful dinner and then he fucked her 3 times that night and once before leaving for the airport that morning.
The Frenchman then boasted that his wife had cooked a beautiful meal and after he took her to the bedroom, made love to her 5 times and twice in the morning before leaving for the airport. The Aussie didn't say a word. After 10 minutes the American asked the Aussie about what kind of send off his wife gave him before this trip. The Aussie said that his wife cooked a great meal and they went to bed. The Frenchman then asked how many times he had fucked his wife. The Aussie slowly and quietly answered that they did it once. The Frenchman and the American both agreed that that was terrible and the American asked "What did she say to you in the morning?" The Aussie answered "She said........... Don't stop!"
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